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if only

When something is so intensely something, it is literally THE ONLY thing of it's kind in specific genre. Can be good, bad or indifferent.

If only

by Doctor Whom on Jul 16, 2005 03:33:55

A retort that means, "What you've just said is plainly not true, although I certainly wish it were."

Example:
"I'm never going to call or e-mail you again." "If only!"

"Aren't you worried about the Republicans? Once they get into office, they'll reduce the size of government." "If only!"

only

by ghettodawg2 on Aug 08, 2007 02:31:23

biggest, coolest, most important, worst, any extremety.

Example:
"we were making brownies and we made the only mess."

if and only if

by berkanator on Aug 27, 2005 12:10:20

A term used by mathematicians and logicians to indicate that something happens under very specific conditions. Often seen in proofs and theories.

Example:
1) The sum a geometric sequence is given by a/(1-r) if and only if |r| < 1.

2) In a bar:
dumped guy: "My girlfriend left me because I told her I loved her!"
other guy: "What a bitch!"
dumped guy: "No, it's all my fault, she's a mathematician, and I should have said 'I love you and only you'".

If only

by purpleanjyl on Aug 18, 2005 20:35:18

it can be used to mean i wish this would happen. or it can also be used as a phrase rto mean maybe if this happens then....

Example:
person1: if only i were queen of the world.
person2: if only i was older than maybe he'd like me.

onliness

by onliness on Jan 13, 2017 06:07:28

Definition of onliness

plural -es

: the quality or state of being the only one working of an indicated or implied kind or category

Example:
I looked around and said damn I am the oldest and onliness working out here....

Only

by JDiebold on Aug 29, 2007 13:03:08

One person, alone, who enjoys one other persons talents enough to want to form a friendship, or relationship, with them.

When plural, may be used as groupie, for supporting a group, or supporting AS a group.

Example:
W:I think you are my groupie.
J: I am not a group, and neither are you.
W: Well, no. So what are you then?
J: I'm an only.

If only

by C_nonomous on Aug 20, 2005 03:18:47

A less assertive phrase to substitute for "as if", which was commonly used during the Valley Girl phase most frequently in the western United States. (sarcasm.)

Example:
Guy: You know you want to hook up with me!
Girl: {{prsh} If only! Keep troopin`.

Only the brave

by Clario on Oct 18, 2020 15:38:59

one of the best songs by singer-songwriter Louis Tomlinson on his debut album "Walls" that the lgbtq+ part of his fandom has claimed because of its lyrics.

Example:
"what's your favorite song on walls that you stream all the time?"
"defiantly only the brave!"

Only the brave

by BURNTROM4NCES on Nov 01, 2020 21:02:17

Only the brave or Otb aka the best song on walls.

Example:
Person 1 : I'm starting to like Louis Tomlinson's songs
Person 2 : Listen to Only the brave you'll love it

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