lomax
lomax
Example:
lomax
Lomaxed
To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)
Example:
After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.
After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.
Lomax
A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.
A huge shit in both girth and length.
A huge shit in both girth and length.
Example:
If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:
Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax
Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax
Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax
Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax
If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:
Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax
Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax
Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax
Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax
Lomax
Example:
An example of lomax is Kevin or more colloquially known as the 'mev'. He is the greatest troll to have ever existed.
An example of lomax is Kevin or more colloquially known as the 'mev'. He is the greatest troll to have ever existed.
Lomaxed
Example:
Man, we pulled up to the drive through, ordered our food, and when we got to the window that fool said he left his wallet at the house.
Damn, dude, you got lomaxed.
Man, we pulled up to the drive through, ordered our food, and when we got to the window that fool said he left his wallet at the house.
Damn, dude, you got lomaxed.