lomax

A prank of the most extraordinary kind executed by a guy named Bill Lomax.



Lomax
A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.

A huge shit in both girth and length.
Example:
If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:

Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax

Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax

Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax

Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax


Lomax
A big eyed, four foot tall cretin
Example:
An example of lomax is Kevin or more colloquially known as the 'mev'. He is the greatest troll to have ever existed.


Lomaxed
The act of being tricked into paying for someone's food or drink because they forgot their wallet.
Example:
Man, we pulled up to the drive through, ordered our food, and when we got to the window that fool said he left his wallet at the house.
Damn, dude, you got lomaxed.


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