stardew

a game that made my best friend GEMINI leave cause I've been forgetting to buy it for a year



stardew valley
a "casual" and "relaxing" game.
Example:
guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT


stardew valley
The one game to help you chillax after a long day at the office and instead of engaging with your real-life family you can engage with this and have a chill time farming in a videogame.

-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to

watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people
Example:
Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.


Stardew Valley
The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.
Example:
COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"


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