stardew valley
by the average enjoyer on Jul 09, 2022 04:39:46
Example:
guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2:
fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center
shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to
get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT
stardew valley
by reubeno on Mar 13, 2021 06:16:21
The one game to help you
chillax after a long day at the office and instead of engaging with your real-life family you can engage with this and
have a chill time farming in a videogame.
-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to
watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people
Example:
Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that,
ditch that game and go on
apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.
Stardew Valley
by Pansycakesgalore on Mar 09, 2023 07:19:50
The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and
emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy
the economy with picked
yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.
Example:
COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't
put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming
sim in which you can marry a hot person and own
a farm!"