Douch Bag Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Douch Bag

A complete waste of space, a disgrace. A low quality of being. To pull a Brick.

Douch Bag

by The ex-wife/baby mama on Jun 13, 2010 13:16:09

a term commonly used to refer to the ex-husband.

Example:
My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.

douche bag

by twin. on Jul 24, 2005 17:30:22

|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.

closely related to;; asshole

Example:
"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."

douche bag

by Justin Hartless on Dec 12, 2003 02:14:33

somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

Example:
my friend Peter Shaffer.

douche bag

by anonymous on Apr 04, 2005 10:59:01

Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.

Example:
those assholes can pound sand for all I care cheapskates

douche bag

by Anirowned on Dec 17, 2005 01:56:35

Douche Bag
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth

Example:
Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.

douche bag

by Bling Bling WBF on Aug 05, 2003 11:58:52

the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

Example:
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

Douche Bag

by MoonshoesPotter234 on Apr 24, 2011 03:51:36

That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.

Example:
Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.

douche bag

by lLamaD on Feb 19, 2005 09:08:37

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.

US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\

Example:
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."

Douche Bag

by ima gayfish on Sep 22, 2009 06:23:35

Kanye West

Example:
During the 2009 Video music awards, Douche Bag rudely interrupted Taylor Swift.

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

Ctrl, the killer, retardedness, May 23rd, asshole sensor, befriend, Side Show, biblioteca, Coloradans, Ramming speed, mine up, KKW FRAGRANCE, spell out, porch, analised, nightlife, freshie, the coffin, low form, Tim’s, Roseau, Hermosa, Primal, Ignition, Schomburg, varna, the Triple Crown, Straps, epic phail, touch me not, mouthgasm, single day, Uge, brushed, mud hole, sniveling, the change, neek, insert word here, Its morbin time, A wet, crime dog, analisation, asked, Ah yeah, monkey-ass, Osborn, disclaimer, dillo, Bottoms Up, the need to shampoo, Gushy Ushy, coliseum, PVP SAAN, The Tiger, Ableism, Ice Block, chrissake, GLA, opt, bitch face, Best guy friend, culminate, 3!, godzilla, LinkedIn, quiver, Floored, nice guy, br0, rizzla, TWERKIN, white-trash, Champion, Surpassism, will rock, oh snaps, Chale, midden, quarter, sudbury, Clone Trooper, No reservations, the dick, chéri, no backsies, like ten bear, schtick, Your Momma, leashed, Flattered, Calfrope , pre-nup, barbie doll, I HATE YOU, degen, SSSC, settle old scores, lawn mowed, sheepie, lose your shit, just one of the guys, Slippery when wet, Vtm, fresh pussy, dialing, resto, A chinese, our mom, weapon x, red gyal, yaight, kokot, dodgeballs, goodbye, ginger, the earth, ROE, Globalism, long words, the buckets, Putting out fires, Kill all men, VHI, pale ale, Step-Dream, lindsey, open up shop, run 3, tamia, milk maiden, Ridgely, stained glass, Odds, your middle name, war rape, stallin, en serio, Messing, purple bitch, Pistols, white chick sushi, The crack, Boomtown, Borrowing, Patrick Stump, Mayhem, tribute, ball sack, whammied, joking around, down the way, sugar dumplin, false pretense, degraded, No bro, excellent, Unpaid whore, gorilla, you off, somebody, the Scary, BB, 3<3, globalists, the fist, slowly, the ridges, i go for it, for blood, New Years, cusp, I love my life, budge, keeping it real, pompous, Eat cake day, on Reserve, chucky, what you bang, the hype, tanky, thugish, OPEN DOOR, Big boobs, straight white males, Helsinki Incident, Beat my Meat, ima, Erected, Layla, masterbation, Soulja Boy, Ed Westwick, posh, uh yeah, Sonyroolz, Glenferrie, colonial America, buttcrack, Douch Bag, Ctrl, the killer, retardedness, May 23rd, asshole sensor, befriend, Side Show, biblioteca, Coloradans, Ramming speed, mine up, KKW FRAGRANCE, spell out, porch, analised, nightlife, freshie, the coffin, low form, Tim’s, Roseau, Hermosa, Primal, Ignition, Schomburg, varna, the Triple Crown, Straps, epic phail, touch me not, mouthgasm, single day, Uge, brushed, mud hole, sniveling, the change, neek, insert word here, Its morbin time, A wet, crime dog, analisation, asked, Ah yeah, monkey-ass, Osborn, disclaimer, dillo, Bottoms Up, the need to shampoo, Gushy Ushy, coliseum, PVP SAAN, The Tiger, Ableism, Ice Block, chrissake, GLA, opt, bitch face, Best guy friend, culminate, 3!, godzilla, LinkedIn, quiver, Floored, nice guy, br0, rizzla, TWERKIN, white-trash, Champion, Surpassism, will rock, oh snaps, Chale, midden, quarter, sudbury, Clone Trooper, No reservations, the dick, chéri, no backsies, like ten bear, schtick, Your Momma, leashed, Flattered, Calfrope , pre-nup, barbie doll, I HATE YOU, degen, SSSC, settle old scores, lawn mowed, sheepie, lose your shit, just one of the guys, Slippery when wet, Vtm, fresh pussy, dialing, resto, A chinese, our mom, weapon x, red gyal, yaight, kokot, dodgeballs, goodbye, ginger, the earth, ROE, Globalism, long words, the buckets, Putting out fires, Kill all men, VHI, pale ale, Step-Dream, lindsey, open up shop, run 3, tamia, milk maiden, Ridgely, stained glass, Odds, your middle name, war rape, stallin, en serio, Messing, purple bitch, Pistols, white chick sushi, The crack, Boomtown, Borrowing, Patrick Stump, Mayhem, tribute, ball sack, whammied, joking around, down the way, sugar dumplin, false pretense, degraded, No bro, excellent, Unpaid whore, gorilla, you off, somebody, the Scary, BB, 3<3, globalists, the fist, slowly, the ridges, i go for it, for blood, New Years, cusp, I love my life, budge, keeping it real, pompous, Eat cake day, on Reserve, chucky, what you bang, the hype, tanky, thugish, OPEN DOOR, Big boobs, straight white males, Helsinki Incident, Beat my Meat, ima, Erected, Layla, masterbation, Soulja Boy, Ed Westwick, posh, uh yeah, Sonyroolz, Glenferrie, colonial America,