The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.

Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.

To fuck over an entire fanbase by writing, producing, and airing a television series finale episode so poor that even a union of hookers think it sucks more than they do. Named after the surprise regarding protagonist Dexter Morgan's fate at the end of the series finale of television show Dexter.

When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.

The lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals.

In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.

Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!

A red and black flanel jacket, coat, or shirt popular in the 80s and 90s. Actual lumberjacks wear these often.

A girl that is so disgusting, that she makes you lose a boner. she "cuts down your wood".

A heinously unattractive individual, usually a woman, who is so repulsive that they have garnered a title literally defined as "one who makes wood go down" in that they have the power to instantly deflate erections.

Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.

Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.

Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.

The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.

The man who sings