Doodle Lupus
Origin: late 21st century English
Noun
1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity,
victimhood, and a feeling of
specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.
2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.
Example:
“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a
wreck, and this
flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme
brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”