clotted

it means you’re dumb/ stupid.



Clot
Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.
Example:
Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.


Clot
The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot
Example:
Oh Douglas... You clot!


clotting
during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.
Example:
jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!


clot
The glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.
Example:
Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.


clot
A derogatory slang term targeted toward a woman. Synonymous with bitch or cunt. Inferred reference to that special time of the month when women are particularly annoying due to PMS and menstrual bleeding.

Also see clotbag
Example:
Jim: What the fuck is up Lisa's ass?
Dave: I have no idea. She's such a fucking clot!


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