magic box

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magic box
A certain area in the vagina that is extremely sensitive to touch. It is almost as erotically pleasing as the g-spot.
Example:
It was sooo good. He tried to hit the g-spot but instead he HIT my magic box and GOD DID HE WORK IT!


magic box
Any technology device that you can't deny is what you really want. In my boring house the modem is the magic box. It could be a TV. I have also refered to my laptop as a magic box.

Nothing should really be a magic box but in today's introverted world you see it much too often. Any magic box is likely to lead to an obsession; or is the obsession.
Example:
My mom took away the magic box because she is a bitch. My life sucks right now.


Magic Box of Fuck
1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos
Example:
The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.


Magic Box Theory
The idea that certain devices or contraptions are inherently "magic" in some way and mere mortals are incapable of understanding their inner-workings. Some devices subject to "magic box theory" are (but are not limited to) computers, car engines/transmissions, microwaves, televisions, radios, calculators, etc.

Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".

A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
Example:
I told my boss's wife I could fix her computer. She said that's impossible because something is wrong with the "inside parts". Apparently she is a "Magic Box Theorist".

My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"

My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"


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