swordfight

Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!



swordfight
1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

also:

2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.
Example:
1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.


swordfight
when two guys use their dicks as swords...
Example:
I was really drunk one time and I went to the bathroom where this gay guy in my frat was just finishing showering. He asked me if I wanted to have a swordfight. It was cool. I won.


Swordfight
When 2 erect dudes sling out their dicks and bang them together like a sword fight. Whoever releases jizz first wins (jizz must be about 5 mL to qualify)
Example:
Dude me and Fred had a swordfight last night! I won!

That’s Uncle Dale, me and him had a swordfight the other day


Swordfighting
This ancient sport originated from Africa and is now used all across the world. Swordfighting is the act of unscrewing ones penis then fighting another person who has unscrewed their penis
Example:
Man 1: yo wanna do some Swordfighting
Man 2: yeah sure
man 1: *unscrews penis*


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