manger Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

manger

Ugly woman, spoken in some parts of Wales

manger

by Scott Kane/Courtney Hunter on May 24, 2006 23:13:01

1. When a man is angry he has manger. 2. When a woman is angry with a man for doing a stereotypical male thing, she has manger towards him.

Example:
1. Scott lives his life through a seething, stifling cloud of manger. 2. Courtney has manger towards Scott because he spent all their money at the strip club.

manger

by briannnnaiiissscooool on May 17, 2008 09:53:48

hot sexy kid who likes to jack off to cartoons

Example:
oh man, that kid is such a manger!

manger

by Gotchi on Apr 21, 2004 22:12:23

gay, flamer

Example:
Hey, that gay guy over there is a huge manger.

mangere

by shush` on Apr 16, 2005 21:07:48

The BEST place in AUCKLAND besides APIA WAY..shopping in mangere has low prices and budget quality its known as 'MANGERE TOWN CENTER' in addition to its unique convinience..there is a sewage down my FUCKING street and i can smell everyones ass..its good for a need to shit

Example:
bro; eh bro 275 MANGERE REPRESENT
sole; yei yei MANGERE how we do nigga

Manger

by bunthole on Apr 07, 2011 11:58:31

Man anger. A level of anger so intense it can only be reached by the male sex. Interestingly enough, manger is often caused by the female sex.

Example:
After Jan tried to force him to watch The View, Jeff was so mangry that he punched a hole in the wall.

Eric's manger problem was unable to be remedied by attending regular anger management classes.

Dog in the Manger

by Methid Man on Dec 16, 2004 14:32:28

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

Example:
A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

Danger Manger

by Justin Competent on Dec 24, 2004 09:20:27

A nativity set in which several heroic action figures, such as GI Joe or Transformers, have been arranged and posed in humorous ways among the traditional Christian figures. Usually perpetrated by a mischievous child on Christmas morning after having opened his presents, to "try out" his new toys.

Example:
"Billy, are you responsible for this Danger Manger? It's very creative, son ... but I don't think it's appropriate to have Destro threatening to gut baby Jesus with his sword. And good heavens, what's Baroness doing with Balthazar?"

poop manger

by ThaddPole on Oct 12, 2011 07:01:30

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

Example:
"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

manger danger

by YumiSpewns on Dec 04, 2014 08:28:28

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.

Example:
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"

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