manspreading Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

manspreading

The act of men spreading legs - particularly on a subway train - to create space for genitalia, which has come under fire by certain feminist-leaners who insist the practice takes up too much room on crowded trains.

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by dav3dlegend on Sep 22, 2015 06:17:30

When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.

Example:
James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.

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by MakeMemesNotWar on Jun 03, 2017 01:33:40

spreading your legs when you sit down so as to not sit on your balls

Example:
Sorry for manspreading, I just need room for my boys to play.

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by Arandombisexual on Mar 08, 2021 12:08:46

Not destroying your balls

Example:
hey want to have kids then try manspreading

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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian on Apr 09, 2021 09:24:02

While the rationale behind manspreading is perfectly valid, to single this problem onto men is just plain ridiculous. This has nothing to do with gender, it's simply a matter of public etiquette. If a girl spreads her legs out while the bus is jam packed with people, people would be pretty pissed too.

Do not listen to any feminist suggestions. Instead, every man and human should simply stick to this guide:
1) When the bus/metro capacity is under 25%, spread your legs as you so desire
2) When the bus/metro capacity is 25-75%, generally spreading is fine as people have other seats to choose from
3) When the bus/metro capacity is over 75%, it's best to play it safe and tuck your legs because people will likely want to sit in the adjacent seat

See also: leg spreading

Example:
Me: You know what misses me off so much? When people leg spread on the bus. There was this guy who freakin' blocked two seats with his legs on the bus. Like, I ain't gonna complain about that if the bus was half empty, but the bus was full and there was an old lady who wanted to sit down but the guy was too busy on his phone to notice her.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.

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by PowderMonkeyDeezNuts on May 31, 2022 09:17:09

When a feminist forgets men have balls due to an aura that naturally repels all men.

Example:
*Man sitting on bus has his legs just enough apart not to neuter himself*
Feminist:"HOW DARE YOU TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM DISGUSTING MANSPREADING PIG!"

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by sweetradiation on Feb 02, 2017 06:44:04

The biological need to have your testicular temperature lower than 25 ºC for male fertility. This temperature in required for the process of sperm development, or spermatogenesis, to proceed normally. The testicular blood supply is also specialized to help maintain a lower scrotal temperature.

Example:
"STILL, MANSPREADING IS WRONG"
But that's why we have our testicles out of our body and not inside...
"WHAT ABOUT IT, CIS-GENDERED WHITE MALE"

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by GeneralEric on Jan 05, 2017 09:30:23

The ordinary position men take whenever they it down in order to NOT crush their genetalia to utter stew.

The name was created by Third-Wave-Feminazis who think they're better than everyone and everything but are really just retarded and need to be taken to the nearest Insane asylum as soon as possible, because the presence of these humpback whales-... Feminists is cancerous to everyone who can think straight (unlike them)

Example:
Humpback-whale(aka the typical Feminist): Oh my gosh, I saw a man manspreading on the bus and I was like Oh my god! That misogynistic bottom feeding pig! Later I went on a bus manspreading for 4 minutes straight. Hopefully I pissed some men off, because that's the sole purpose of why I was manspreading. Like OMG I feel like a serial killer now!

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by z,,,, on Feb 13, 2021 17:34:55

The act of a guy spreading their legs to make room for their balls while sitting,

it is the most efficient way to piss off feminist who claims to be a strong woman yet whines about guys taking up 0.000001 nano meters of extra seat in the subway,

rants aside, it's weird how society accepts this made up word coined by a woman to describe how a man behaves, it's basically no different than "Alt-Rights" and "Incels" who coined words like 'Chad', and 'Redpill' women are so scared about

Example:
Alex: *is manspreading*
Nancy: stop taking up spaces you potential rapist!
Alex: four words, Shut, The, Fuck, Up

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by The Riveters on Jan 20, 2016 04:45:55

The act of men sitting with their legs so widely spread that the person next to them has an estimated 0.5 seat left and can, also, take a fairly accurate guess at the size of their genitalia (which, newsflash, is generally not in need of a 20 cm leg-gap, don't flatter yourself).

Example:
"I have an armrest-sized-bruise because the guy next to me was manspreading so much that I had my thigh squished into the armrest the entire busride"

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