ass legs
An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex.hairy ass legs
leg ass
Usually refers to a bitch, but if you swing tha gay shit, then Saul Good. When her legs merge into her ass, looking like some type of Barbie Doll figga, then it's called Leg Ass.
Slug-ass-looking legs
The term “slug-ass-looking legs” is term used to describe the thickness of one’s legs. A person who possesses slug-ass-looking legs will have legs which are very large in circumference. The term derives from the similarity between a slug’s body and thick/fatty legs.
Example:
Person 1: “Now, what exactly is a ‘slug-arse’?”
Person 2: “No, no, we’re not saying it looks like a slug’s arse, we’re saying that her thick legs quite literally look like the slugs themselves! She has slug-ass-looking legs!”
Person 1: “Now, what exactly is a ‘slug-arse’?”
Person 2: “No, no, we’re not saying it looks like a slug’s arse, we’re saying that her thick legs quite literally look like the slugs themselves! She has slug-ass-looking legs!”
Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG
All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
Example:
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
Leg Ass
(informal adjective)
-Derived from the idiom "pulling my leg", leg ass is an insult used to describe someone, or someone's life, as being a "joke"
(similar terms)
- Head Ass
-Derived from the idiom "pulling my leg", leg ass is an insult used to describe someone, or someone's life, as being a "joke"
(similar terms)
- Head Ass