mellor
by HayleyRoO on Feb 15, 2008 08:06:55
Mellor. A goldfish eyed, ape like creature, with a rather large stomach and opinion of himself. He tends to work in the art environment, but what he does outside of this is unknown to the world.
Unmarried and
on the loose, the Mellor is something to avoid in your life. Unfortunately, some are stuck with it, in a rather sticky Mellor formula you really wouldn't want to think about!
Example:
Mellor: Are you going to do some over
the holidays?
Me (or my friend! she knows! hah!): Of course I am sir!
We blatantly know that
this is a lie. But the Mellor is such a simple creature that he believes the words of his 'followers'
Mellor
by melloriffic on Aug 12, 2007 10:26:23
the mightiest of all!
someone who can dress as a
jedi, have sex against
lamp posts and still obtain greatness! the one who is able to change history and make mix
CDs Example:
he's a
right mellor!, melloriffic, you've been mellored!
Mellor
by Kibster20 on Dec 07, 2019 14:57:12
Someone that says they'll
turn up and help but rarely does! Usually in spirit only and if they are present will always be on their phone and have to
shoot off on 'urgent'
matters!
Example:
"Pete will be here
shortly team" Phone
rings "
Cancel that, he's busy so he's had to 'Mellor' us"
Mellor Up
by Pies1957 on Nov 04, 2020 03:56:28
The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they
the snatch,
gootch, balls or
arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'
Example:
Hey Janet ....'mellor up'......
Missy Mellor
by L.Smith on May 31, 2008 17:54:21
The Legend: Really really
ridiculously good looking, fun, mischievous,
big calves, very sexy, sporty, outgoing, passionate, beautiful soul, plays guitar, would rather be
moshing! There isnt enough words in this world to describe a Missy Mellor.
Example:
Melissa Mary
Mellor or better known to most as Missy Mellor is
one in a million. She hates cigarette smoke - its vulgar as she would call it, she's all about the
raves, believes laughter is the best medicine, can't live with the music and loves her friends and family most.
Joe Mellor
by mellordoes4chan.org on Apr 21, 2009 03:40:39
Has a number of connotations
meaning retarded ,
epic fail, ephasism on someone being a massive
dweeb. How ever is used as a sexual
euphemism