mentor

1.(n) One who influences learning minds.2.(vb) To influence a learning mind.3.(prp n) The single position of master teacher held at the University of Cleav.(Fweeb the Mentor)



mentor
A person who works in a call center, usually a lifer who has --for reasons unknown to the common man-- not been fired yet and has been deemed somehow superior to other call center agents. His job is either to rove or answer the mentor line. Roving mentors walk around the call center waiting for desperate agents to flag them down, sometimes involving the embarassing process of waving some sign or doing a chicken dance, in order to get help with resolving a customer issue. Mentor line mentors take calls from other call center agents and attempt to talk them through customer issues while the customer is on hold. You can't call the memtor line unless you have someone on hold, but you can get around that by dialing someone else, dialing the mentor line, then hanging up the first dialed line.
Example:
Rob summoned a mentor because he needed to do The Big Nasty.


The Mentor
A prolific hacker from the 80's that wrote The Hacker's Manifesto.
Example:
The Mentor writes that "My Crime is that of Curiosity"


mentored
(v.) To be tutor and/or schooled in a given subject.
Example:
"You mean, he doesn't have the privilege of being mentored by me."

"By the way, consider yourself mentored"

"He totally mentored you"


Mentors
A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".
Example:
Dr Heathen Scum still continues the Mentors band with a whole new crew.


Mentor
Noun) Someone who contributes to the CFB (College Football) community or other communities by SHOWing leadership skills and friendship towards those who seek it.

Verb) Used commonly among the irony side of the CFB Community, this word is used as a joke that has been used so much it’s become an essential word in language. Pretty much a filler joke when nothing clever can be made at the time.
Example:
Person A: I’m a disabled adult.

Person B: I can mentor you. You need help? Quip, maybe?


Mentor
1) The illest town on the south shore of Erie
2) The home of the world's largest annual bonfire (read: marsh fire )
3) Home of Cow-Tipping Olympics
Example:
How could it get better than Mentor?


Mentor
A trusted 'teacher' or counselor, usually a more experienced person on the subjects of dirty intellectual foreplay and verbal intercourse; nasty and forbidden physical acts of desire, lust and hedonistic pleasure. The 'mentee' is completely safe within the space of one's most intimate and skilled lover.

Example:
My trusted mentor loves to titillate me with her words, tease me to full inhibition, guide me towards ecstasy, then, while shuddering, hold me like she has no other.


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