mercedes benz

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Mercedes-Benz
One of the finest cars in the world. They are luxurious, reliable and beautiful. The name is a byword for quality, customer car and luxury. Unfortunately in the mid 1990s the company started cutting corners and the quality dropped.

Luckily Mercedes Benz has started making great cars again. Since 2007, the quality of their cars have drastically improved
Example:
There are two types of cars in the world, there are cars and there are Mercedes-Benz.

My W124 has never has ANY problems. It is still tight as a drum and runs like it is brand new after 18 hard years and 157,000 miles on the clock


Mercedes-Benz
The world leader of automotive innovation and technology.
Example:
The world leader of automotive innovation and technology, Mercedes-Benz, continues to set the bench mark for what a car should be with its combination of style, safety and engineering.


Mercedes Benz
A Well made Luxurious German piece of Machinery that gets absurd amounts of jealousy,also known to single handedly steal other car owners girlfriends and especially any spotlight from other German cars such as BMW owners when Mercedes arrives on the scene. BMW is and will always be second to Mercedes,Your average smart driver of a Mercedes does not beat on and race they're cars like BMW drivers do.For Mercedes is not wreckless,Mercedes Drivers have pride and take care of there fine automobiles.They are made to cruise luxuriously without added performance parts. They are a First Class Automobile.
Example:
Mercedes Benz,Thee car of cars ...the Beautiful offspring of German Engineering


Mercedes Benz
A car considered by many as the finest automobile ever built. Mercedes offer superb luxury, quality, performance and comfort...truly an incredible piece of machinery and technology.

Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.

There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.
Example:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?


Mercedes-Benz
One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.
Example:
American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.


Mercedes-Benz
Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.

Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.

American cars just blow.
Example:
Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.

Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?

Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.

Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?

Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.

Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.

Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.


Mercedes-Benz
One of the most reknowned manufacturer of luxury automobiles, based in Germany. Founded by Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz, registered the first automobile patent. Mercedes-Benz is now a part of the DaimlerChrysler auto group.
Example:
Model range includes the A-Class (compact), C-Class (smaller sedan), E-Class (mid-size sedan), S-Class (luxury sedan), CLK-Class (mid-size coupe), SLK-Class (smaller roadster), CL-Class (luxury coupe), SL-Class (roadster), M-Class (SUV), and the G-Class (premium/limited production SUV).


Mercedes-Benz
A car company that was created by the inventor of the gas-powered automobile, Karl Benz. Often sterotyped as "the rich man's car".
Example:
I saw a modded Cobra get smoked by a stock Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG


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