Microphoned
During oral sex, the person giving oral sex
grabs the penis in one hand and
slaps the head with the
palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.
microphone
by pleco on Dec 01, 2005 08:37:56
Example:
Tyrone: Wow
Leroy, if you graduated in '72, your
yearbook probably looked like a collection of
microphones.
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?
Microphoning
by evodievo on Jan 13, 2009 22:58:27
Example:
As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the
rotation. I told him to
puff puff, and stop
microphoning.
The Microphone
by brianxymox on Jan 14, 2012 20:38:59
A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being
the microphone head/
foam and the body being
the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Example:
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight
rocking The Microphone with a
vengeance! Shit barely even
bounced as he walked!"
microphone
by fyrelady on Mar 07, 2008 03:54:55
In smoking marijuana, what a
pipe turns into when one is too
stoned to remember to pass it(also see
babysitting)
microphonic
by i_eat_paper on Sep 21, 2005 07:33:53
microphone
by LARSTAIT on Nov 05, 2003 14:26:59
Example:
My microphone is
broken, my neighboor's is broken, and my OTHER neighboor's microphone DOESN'T
WORK on my computer!
microphone
by Greg on Apr 06, 2003 08:44:24
Example:
Hey
angelina (
les partner) do you get the
dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.
microphone
by locomurph on Jun 07, 2010 14:34:14
to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of
hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're
superior to you in
intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.
Microphones
by pychopath on May 14, 2015 01:05:23