midget tossing

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.



midget toss
The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.
Example:
COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!


Midget Tossing
The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.
Example:
You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….


Midget Tossing
The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.
Example:
1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.


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