carp

A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda:Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.



carp
(Noun) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with predating knowledge of said conversation’s subject or subject matter. Often used to belittle others participating in said conversation or to attempt improved inclusion.

When coupled with an A-framepower stance” it is typically to reinforce alpha male status.

(Verb) To commit the act described in being a carp
Example:
While regaling John with a dog training incident from last night, Barry stepped in and carped me. He stated that he had trained dozens of dogs over the last month and in less time than myself. He then informed me that my techniques were ineffective and outdated, as well as clearly not how he would do it.


carp
1. A fish

2. Misspelling of "crap."

3. In Puzzle Pirates, to play the carpentry puzzle to fix damage to the ship.
Example:
1. You caught a crucian carp! Carpe diem!

2. What the fcuk is this carp?

3. Yarr! Two to carp!


carp
carp - noun - A fish
Example:
Bob: The carps... are here.


carp
Often used by stupid retards, supposedly meaning crap. EVEN THOUGH IT MEANS FISH!!!
Example:
Liz is such a freakin lurd. She uses carp instead of crap, claiming that it means "complain" which makes no sense whatsoever when she randomly says it in math class. She didnt even know that carp was a fish. That retard.


carp
Derivative of the term "carpet kid". Typically used in academic circles. Sometimes meant to be derogatory.

1. abbr. - carpet kid

2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.

3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.

4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".

5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.

6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.

7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.
Example:
2. "Geez, man, don't make fun of him; he's a carp."

3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."

4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."

5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"

6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"

7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."


carp
Can be used in place of word crap as an expletive, to be milder on the ears. The word stems from a desire to soften crap, which stems from a desire to soften shit, which was actually an acronym for... Read the definition.
Example:
Ah S--(sees teacher)cr--(sees English teacher)carp! Yes, carp!


carp
An effortless attempt to do nothing!
Example:
"do you want to go on the swans today dawson?
Nah the rats are hench and i'm to carped. Ask Viskus"

"theres absolutely nothing to do today
Yeh ano, do you wana just carp"

"Blorse is so fat, he's been carping all day"


carp
Anagram of the word Crap, can be used secretely without someone getting offended.

Mispelling of the word crap.

Also a type of fish.
Example:
Do you like your new school shoes son?
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.

omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type



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