Mike Wazowski
by GoronJesus on Nov 12, 2018 00:03:58
Our lord and savior, he died for our sins, he saved us from sully and sent him down to Mikesullowski hell, and if you do not believe in Mike Wazowski you will go to Mikesullowski hell,
Sulley will become your pimp and
you have gay furry sex for all eternity. If you get sacrificed to Mike Wazowski, you will become Mike Wazowski’s slave.(we only sacrifice non believers.) But, if you are a Wazowskiist and you die you will go to Niche and be free to do what ever you want while Mike Wazowski watch’s over you and the rest of his children.
Example:
Mike Wazowski
died for our
sins.
Mike Wazowski
by MC Ballsack on Jun 23, 2019 12:30:22
To watch
Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in
unison. Can be done with one or more people.
Example:
“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your
fingers are the ones getting
crunched in my
juicy anus.”
Mike Wazowski
by cadirtymind on Apr 04, 2010 10:27:02
When a woman is giving
you head and as you cum you
shout "Mike Wazowski" and force your semen out of her nose from
laughter.
Example:
My girlfriend was giving me head and when I
ejaculated I
shouted "Mike Wazowski" and she laughted so hard
my cum came out of her nose.
Mike Wazowski
by Kattii on Oct 30, 2015 21:12:51
A Mike Wazowski is when a girl/boy takes a selfie, but only feels as though it is relevant to put the corner of their face in
the picture and not their whole face. Usually, only one eye is visible.
Mike Wazowski
by arvinthsiva on Jan 30, 2019 12:14:08
1.) A clever Pixar character from Monsters, Inc. and Monsters University who managed to repower and escape from a sealed away door in the second (first in
chronological order) film. He's read tons of books on scaring and is an expert at it. His knowledge allows him to parallel
Sullivan's beastly prowess in the area and business career of scaring. He's
Sully's best friend. They've known each other from their University days and possibly even before. He provides witty, clever, genius and knowledgeable tips to
Sully and others about scaring, finance and business. Very funny, he knows how to take jokes and has a good sense of humor. A nice clever guy to hang out with. It's nice to have someone like this in real life.
2.) This is based on the famous breakout from the sealed and contained door from Monsters University. To pull off
a Mike Wazowski means to find a quick simple rapid far reaching solution to a complicated problem with cunning and clever well cut skill, typically on an Exam or maybe even a project of some kind.
Example:
Examples
1.) Mike
Wazowski is so clever and inventive. I enjoy hanging out with him and his buddy Sully. We like to watch scary films, practice scaring, talk about business, products, travel, magazines and whatever opportunities we can find out in the fiercely vibrant exploratory world of business and life.
2.) Did you see that Engineering & Materials exam? Trevor managed to pull of
a Mike Wazowski on one of the problems. It was amazing. You should have seen it. He first gave out a few condition statements. It was parallel, well-bound and a few other things, and then
crunched out this nice cool path which none of the other students got. And he
got it right too. At first the instructor thought it was wrong, but there was some confusion due to an underground
gas leak. It turns out he was correct. That was quite the jump. I hope he's okay.
Mike Wazowski
by dildo the dinosaur on Nov 03, 2018 23:26:38
He is the best Disney
pixar film character.
His best friend's name is
sully.
he is the best monster
4 ever.
he has a big dick.
Example:
A:omg did u see
mike wazowski last night?
B:of course how can u miss him he is the best living thing his
swag level is beyond 9000
A:well
he raped me in the mouth
B:be happy you gonna give birth to baby the new son of god
this is my new religion.