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molson

Beating the shit out of your old lady after getting drunk and watching your favorite hockey team lose.

molson

by fxnrapa on Dec 14, 2005 11:53:29

Just another shitty macrobrew. The only slightly redeeming thing about molson is Rickard's Red. For all of you who regularly drink Molson, Labatts, Kokanee, etc.... drop dead. Support your local microbrew and taste some real beer.

Example:
"Man, this Molson is nothin' but indian piss. Maybe I should stop being a cheap bastard and buy something that deserves to be called beer."

Molsoned

by dirkdiggles on Feb 27, 2013 00:40:54

The act of drinking $3 Molsons at the Boston Beer Garden

Example:
"Lets go get Molsoned"

Molson

by George on Feb 06, 2005 08:18:29

the finest beer known to man.

Example:
The Bud Light i had was so bad i had to wash it down with 3 Molsons.

Molson

by molsonlover on Jan 19, 2010 05:38:09

Term that describes white, beer-drinking Canadians who sit in the garage and drink Lakeport and Molson all day long. Usually have cirrhosis of the liver.

Molsons are uncultured and usually speak a single language (called American). Usually have GM/Ford/Chrysler vehicles (Dodge Caravan is a popular one).

Synonym with mangia cake.

Example:
Hey Vladimir! Look at that Molson crouching behind the tree stashing his Lakeport! In Soviet Russia, Lakeport stashes you!

Molson

by fuckles_the_clown on Dec 10, 2006 11:55:40

Canadian brewer that has cornered the market in beers that taste like frozen paint thinner. MUST be consumed at close to temperatures where nitrogen becomes a solid in order to avoid the natural taste. Which is the liquid equivalent to what microwaved shit must taste like.

Can also be effective in destroying earwig nest infestations and cleaning ear wax from dogs, cats, sheep, etc.

Example:
You'd think after 500 years, these folks at Molson would've figured it out by now.

molson muscle

by molsonman on Sep 21, 2007 05:32:13

A Canadian term meaning "Beer Belly"
Molson, of course, is a brand of beer commonly drank and celebrated in Canada.

Example:
Rob: Yo, did you see that guy at the bar? He was fat!
Bob: Nah, dude, that ain't fat. That's a Molson Muscle!

molson canadian

by canadianfreak on Jul 25, 2006 14:23:07

Kickass beer the beats out all american crap and is much less expensive too

Example:
I drank a molson canadian and played hockey till 3am while partying out on the ice

molson mudslides

by Schwazzy Nutz on Apr 03, 2006 11:45:17

Molson a brand of beer in Canada also the largest brewer there. Molson Mudslides are when you go out for a cheap drunk and drink draught beer all night, causing you to feel like shit the next day. You go to the washroom sit on the toilet and shotgun the toilet bowl with diarrhea. Thus the Molson Mudslides.

Example:
Brandon was broke cause he was inbetween pay days so he drank Molson draught all night long. When he woke up he ran to the toilet and let loose with the Molson Mudslides. We thought he was taking a piss but it was the shits he got from all the cheap beer he had.

molson muscle

by labatt on Mar 27, 2004 18:45:28

beer belly

Example:
The boys are headin' down to the bar to work on their molson muscles.

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