mooch

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.



mooch
Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.
Example:
Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny!


mooch
A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
Example:
"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"


mooch
A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.
Example:
Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.


mooch
1)walking randomly and aimlessly around, or just hanging out with nothing to do
2) something to say when you're not sure really what to do
Example:
1)
girl 1: what are you doing?
girl 2: nothing, just mooching

2)
girl 1: what doy uo want to do now?
girl 2: i don't know, let's just mooch.


mooch
Someone who wants something for free ... someone who takes and takes but doesn't give.
Example:
Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.


mooch
Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.

All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.

A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
Example:
Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.

Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.


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