Marlboro Malady
by landwehr34 on May 04, 2023 07:15:19
When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the
recess between
the brain and skull, causing confusion,
mediocrity, and pain.
Example:
"
The Count's not making much sense these days."
"
Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like
a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady
by EZorLeche on Nov 01, 2009 18:34:27
A male
heart disease caused by the constant
nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short).
Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect
Example:
Men
die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't
marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).