my GF's

A non-existent being that you cry yourself to sleep about.



My gf
Sweet, outgoing, funny, cute, pretty, perfect smile, laugh, face, nose.
Example:
Gay friend:who

You: bro what?
Gay friend: ask ah hahahahahah
You: my gf


My gf told me to post this for some reason
Example:
My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it


My gf told me to post this for some reason
Example:
My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it


Ohk my o gf
A phrase often spoken or typed by people in a severe state of insanity
Example:
person 1: "Oh, hey nic-"
person 2: "ohk my o gf"
person 1 "wha-"
person 2 "g)OBB)"
person 1 "please.. you can talk to me, i'm worried about you. you haven't said anything comprehensible for the past two months just talk to me"
person 2: " ̴̿͌. ̶́̄͆͘; ̓͌;̴̆͑ ̴͊͆̕̕.̶͒̏; ̊̒ ͊̊ ̈͠ ̓͑;̶͌͒ ̓͠;̶͊̂. ̈́̓ ͆͘ ̓̌/̴̐͊'̶̆̐.̵̔̀'̵̉͘ "


My future ex GF
When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Example:
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??


My future ex GF
When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Example:
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!


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