Red Lobster

Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.



Red Lobster
Example:
White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!


Red Lobster
When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.
Example:
Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.


Red Lobster
A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.
Example:
Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.


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