Red Lobster
Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's
hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around
the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate,
stand over her and draw some butter from your member.
Red Lobster
by tewkewl on Feb 11, 2011 11:50:51
Example:
White guy: I went to
legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt
lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a
classy joint meng!
Red Lobster
by Liz86 on Nov 02, 2010 04:34:01
Red Lobster
by skrimps10 on Jul 27, 2010 22:30:14
Red Lobster
by ChimneyBandit on Jan 07, 2020 07:31:51
When a man with a
bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like
the claw of a
lobster this is known as the red lobster.
Example:
Is that a red
lobster?
No that's Steve's
bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.
Red Lobster
by twirderdy on Feb 10, 2012 09:36:11
A case of any variation of herpes,
hpv,
syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the
stds from the kitchen help.
Red Lobster
by Flying viper on Mar 07, 2018 06:18:37
Red Lobster
by Caroswen on Jul 08, 2009 07:43:06
The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has
Crabs and is on her Period.
Red Lobster
by Goon, Ed Dogg, & T-Wolf on Dec 02, 2007 13:09:15
When a man unwittingly
contracts the STD
crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (
raggin').
Example:
You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are
raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with
the red lobster.
Red Lobster
by Fane Jonda on Feb 03, 2021 01:50:26
A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely
satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the
palate of
a sewer rat.