my Sausage

I huge object between my legs



polish my sausage
A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
Example:
I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!


Vacuum My Sausage
The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.
Example:
"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."


Sanding My Sausage
When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
Example:
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?

JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.


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