Vanoss

A magical owl



Vanoss
A funny Canadian YouTuber who does funny shit in Call of Duty, GTA5, and Garry's Mod. He also plays hockey his country's home sport. He really funny and good at editing. He currently has 7 million subscribers.
Example:
Haha did you see that funny vanoss video?


Vanoss
god
Example:
vanoss is god


Vanoss
precious owl canadian thats honestly buff but cute at the same time. his names evan fong, or vanoss, and he makes videos with his friends. hes apparently the leader of the bbs (banana bus squad) but tbh hes just not the leader type and hes a child but we still love the heck out of him.
Example:
me, gasping: how could you not know vanoss?
timmy: i dunno
me, shoving vanoss merch in his face: TIMMY I SWEAR VANOSS IS THE BESTEST YOUTUBER EVER


Vanoss
The biggest boi. Some say his ice hockey shoulder blades became his actual shoulders, some say his mother GAVE BIRTH to him like that. Just look at those muscles... they be nice.

He’s also a sexy boy DJ. He has the best music and deserves more recognition. Subscribe to him now peasants or ill shit in your nose
Example:
Girl: I’d love to have a down to earth guy that can always make me laugh, loves the same music as mine and has muscles that I can hold at night.

Me: WELL LOOK NO MORE *points at Vanoss*


Vanoss ADHD
When a guaranteed win is thrown away because the (supposed to be) winning team gets distracted.

Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Example:
Vanoss ADHD in action:

Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):

The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.

Nogla: Hey, little guy.

Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!

Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!

Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?

Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!

Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!


Mr. Vanoss
A person in a group (always the de facto leader) who helps the other members to gain fame. Without them, the other members would have gotten nowhere.

Named for Evan Fong A.K.A VanossGaming, who is by far the most popular Youtuber in his friend group. While the others are popular in their own right, they were basically a bunch of nobodies at first. Their solo Youtube careers didn't really take off until Vanoss made them famous. His edgy sense of humor and tendency to troll his friends to no end proved have kept him from and most of his friends from going stale, and he steers clear of any drama in the group, proving that he just wants to have fun, even if he drives his friends crazy all the time.

In late 2019, Vanoss was nicknamed "Mr. Vanoss" as a faux-endearing term from the other members for helping them gain fame, and numerous self-deprecating jokes about his friends mooching off his success began.
Example:
"Oh, Mr. Vanoss, you taste so good!"


The Vanoss Crew
The crew that consists of Vanossgaming,H2o Delerious, Mini ladd, Daithi De Nogla, Smii7y, Terroriser, Fourzer0seven, Lui Calibre, Moo Snuckel, BasicallyIDoWrk, and other small channels that no one knows about. Generally called the Vanoss Crew because Vanoss is the largest and most popular channel, who supposedly started the group and should stop taking all the fame, like pewdiepie did and became a self centered little faggot.
Example:
Vanoss should change the crew name to reflect everyone in the Vanoss Crew


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