myspace angle
When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a
myspace picture. This is usually done by the horribly
mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are. An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and
high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.
myspace angle
by Ben Fong on Feb 11, 2006 13:26:12
the shots that you don't see the direct picture of the face but just other shots such as (
cheek shot, up
head shot). just to intimidate others that he/she is hot but when the user gets to see the other one, they'll start freaking out that they wind up with some fucked up dude.
myspace angles
by Benjah on Feb 16, 2006 10:18:38
Pictures which were specifically taken and
uploaded to fool
the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.
This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at
angles in which you are most appealing.
Example:
Tom - I finally met that girl I've been
chattin with online
all year.
Jerry -
Oh yea, how'd it go?
Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.
Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!
myspace angles
by cyberpimp on Jul 12, 2006 12:37:22
Originating from
the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of
photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange
angles and using extreme close-ups.
It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
myspace angles
by xdustin on Feb 14, 2006 08:22:50
Myspace Angles
by Gleeius on May 24, 2008 05:22:21
MySpace angle
by BDITM on Jun 28, 2009 08:46:17
A photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encompassing half
the photo frame.
Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from
head to toe and see what excuse she invents.
Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Example:
"Dude, this chick is hot!"
"Um dude, she has 100
pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for
a sec!
It's all a MySpace angle, every single one!"
Myspace Angle
by Greg Hartley, on Aug 17, 2006 19:56:53
A dodgy crooked angle used in photos.
Usually from above the head with the arm stretched out so the face cannot be seen properly.
The angle is usually associated with
the Myspace photoshopping which consists of a ridiculous brightness and contrast
adjustment which makes it even harder to see who the person is.
Sometimes used to make grim people look alright.
Example:
Person 1:
Hah, she has got the "Myspace Angle"
Person 2: She's hot, trust me ive seen her
Person 1: It looks like she has odd sized ears and
boils, she is
not hot.
Myspace Angles
by Karma_II on Apr 23, 2009 11:44:52
When you
view a girls picture on
Myspace and she looks really hot so you ask her to hang out and she is actually
not that hot at all.
myspace-angle
by peterpan111 on Aug 25, 2008 23:06:27
It's the typical
angle girls post
profile pictures on myspace. It's perfect to hide ugly and fat girls .. you
never know what you get when you only see myspace-angle pictures of a girl.
Example:
John: "Dude, I
met up that girl from
myspace. She looked so hot .. but she had
rhino thighs!!"
Tim: "Hey, never date a girl you only saw from myspace-angle pics.."