necromantic

a completely insane killer with complete disregard for human life



Necromantic
A portmanteau/pun of “necro-“ and “Romantic” on the word “Neoromantic” used by modernists to shit on art in a Romantic revival style.

Oftentimes, those modernist artists think they are so clever as if they thought of a new joke, when it’s already been used by a bunch neckbeards who think they are so smart and above the taste of “normies”, in order to make themselves feel better about the fact that no one other than themselves and their colleagues would even give a shit about the art they make.
Example:
Blue-haired college composition-major: Lol Alma Deutscher composes the same things people 200 years ago did haha she’s such a necromantic

STEM-Chad: The premiere of your own composition “soCialisM is gOod” (2020) for solo piano had literally 3 people attend, sit down bro


Necromantic
One who "Romances" the dead. In direct relation to Necrophilia(cs), which is also known as necrolagnia or thanatophilia.
A person who quite literally wishes to "jump your bones." Not in direct relation to a Necromancer per-se' but still in the same league with those whom of which are unnaturally obsessed with the deceased, death, or dead things collectively.
Example:
Carl: "Hey, you know Gareth right?"
Rupert: "Yeah, that fellow who bumps uglies with cadavers at his dads funeral home?"
Carl: "Yes, that's the silly tit."
Rupert: "Oh! Right mate! I heard of fellows like him. They gots a name for those sorts."
Carl: "What's that?"
Rupert: "yeah, a Necromantic."
Carl: "Bloody hell, that band is piss-awful."
Rupert: "Concurred"


Necromantic
One who "Romances" the dead. In direct relation to Necrophilia(cs), which is also known as necrolagnia or thanatophilia.
A quite literal synonym to one who wishes to "jump your bones." Not in direct relation to a Necromancer per-se' but still in the league of those whom of which are unnaturally obsessed with the deceased, death, or dead things collectively.
Example:
Carl: "Hey you know Gareth right?"
Rupert: "Yeah, that fellow who bumps uglies with cadavers at his dads funeral home?"
Carl: "Yes that's the silly tit."
Rupert: "Oh! Right mate! I heard of fellows like him. They gots a name for those sorts."
Carl: "What's that?"
Rupert: "yeah, a Necromantic."
Carl: "Bloody hell, that band is piss-awful."
Rupert: "Concurred"


Necromantic
(n. adj.) A person who doesn't just have sex with corpses, but makes sweet love to the dead.
Example:
Ted: You heard Julia died the other day. I'm gonna exhume the corpse so I can hit it and quit it.

Phil: Not me. I wanna make sweet love to her cold dead body.

Ted: You're so Necromantic.


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