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One big Party with a $50,950 cover charge



nyu
school housing tons of scholars, brilliant kids from the nations top public and private high schools and elite prep schookls (exeter, andover, hotchkiss, et al). Lots of students belong to the most elite families in the country and the world, and simply attending will improve your social standing dramatically, due to the thousands of people you will meet. although not as prestigious as Columbia, parties MUCH harder, and has many more attractive people. As a Stern students get offers in investment banking, consulting, marketing, real estate, really just everything from prestigious companies (goldman sachs, UBS, Credit Suisse, Blackstone, Boston Consulting, etc.). Yes, there are weird schools associated with NYU (gallatin and Tisch), but these kids are creative, independent, ridiculously talented, and are likely to be seen on the big screen. The students are fierce- in terms of fashion AND partying. Girls routinely go to the hottest clubs in the meatpacking district and party with models, celebrities, and millionaire moguls. Guys and girls are always dressed in the most cutting edge fashion, which is why we are commonly referred to as the most fashionable school in the nation. Other schools can keep there keggers, we have swanky rooftop penthouse parties with hard liquor, and party non stop in a trillion different bars and clubs. Students here all have fake ID's, and partying in the hamptons over weekends at one of your friends beachside mansions is the norm.
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NYU-The only school where you can be in class and find imdb pages for at least 3 of the people in it, work on problem sets with super models who are in your math class, find that cute girl from econ's name plastered all over the huffington post cause she is marrying into royalty, and discover that your suitemate's dad is ranked as one of Forbes richest men in the world.


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Now You're Unemployed

The most overrated school ever
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90= percentage of tisch graduates who are now unemployed

75= percentage of stern graduates who are now unemployed

100= percentage of NYU graduates who cannot calculate percentages


nyu
A place where kids from the northeast go when they get rejected from Columbia. They then tend to resign themselves to their fate and subsequently try to convince themselves and anyone else stupid enough to listen that its actually as good if not better than Columbia or anywhere else.
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Student 1: where do you go to school?
Student 2: Columbia.
Student 1: Really, I go to NYU, we just got ranked in the top ten in US News and World Report's Best Colleges!!! Pretty good, huh??
Student 2: Yeah, I guess.....
Student 1: You think I can get into Columbia grad school?



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What Puchiko ends all her sentances in :D
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NYU
One of the top (and most expensive) schools in the country, where gay men are bountiful and straight girls enter a celibate and depressing period of their lives.
Example:
Sarah: You're so pretty! You must have had so many guys after you in college!
Emily: I went to NYU, the only attention I got from guys was when I wore my Prada bag.


NYU
The #1 Dream School in the nation. NYU is a prestigious institution that receives more applications (usually upwards of 33,000) than any other private university in the country. Home to the best dorms in the nation, it's also notorious for its $45,000 pricetag, though a good portion of the student body is composed of celebrity children and millionaires.
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You know you go to NYU when you're complaining about living in the #1 dorm in the country.


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