obstructicator

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.



obstruction of cop
A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.
Example:
Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop


inteslanal obstruction
n. Blockage of the road system caused by presence of too many electric cars.

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Example:
Dude! We are never gonna get to the Monster Truck Jam!

I know. There is a Greenpeace Summit in town and an inteslanal obstruction from here to the interstate.

I kind of get a charge out of those guys.

Really? You really said that.


Foreground obstruction crew
People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.
Example:
Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew!


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