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one pumping

act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal

One Pump

by Stealthtaco on Aug 03, 2018 11:47:34

When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.

Example:
Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?

Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.

one pump

by millarke on Mar 01, 2011 12:46:34

when an attractive girl is so hot, that if one were to grasp one's penis firmly, one could only hold their load for a single pump.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find,

not to be confused with no pump or two pump

Example:
Guy 1 - 'daaayumm! check that babe out! hands down, she's a one pump'
Guy 2 - 'truuuu! she's dimee'

Guy 1 - yooo, check her outt
Guy 2 - she's defs a one pump..
Guy 1 - get on that, bro
Guy 2 - chea right, it's hard enough for me to get with a two pump !

One Pump

by Cheese2968 on Aug 10, 2008 22:36:14

beginng and finishing the act of coitus with one pump

Example:
she got my one pump last night

One Pumped

by The One Pump Chump on Jan 30, 2018 15:23:12

Verb: When a man gets a hand hon and cums in one stroke

Example:
Did you hear what Shelly did to John?
Ya, she one pumped him!

One Pump Man

by Funnyneck on Jan 28, 2017 21:35:04

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.

Example:
"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"

One Pump Shotgun

by One-Pump-Shotgun on Jan 03, 2017 01:26:49

After pulling out of their sexual partner, the jizzer strokes their phallic member one time before unleashing the gates of cream onto their partners back.

Example:
"How was the sex?" "I did a One Pump Shotgun right onto her back man."

one pump jump

by Selin, Amada and Esmer on May 10, 2004 11:55:05

A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.

Example:
Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.

one pump chump

by K-Job on Apr 05, 2006 13:16:22

A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.

Example:
'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'

one pump Trump

by Axiom2020 on Nov 07, 2020 03:36:49

An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.

Or

A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.

Example:
This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.

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