onlineness
The fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant.
Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness and
pathological syndromes such as extralineaphobia.Onliners often have a very limited and/or virtual social life, despite new technological developments such as smartphones
enabling them to be on the internet at all times. Side effects to social
onlineness include annoying behaviours such as googling-every-word-in-a-real-life-conversation to more dangerous ones like uploading-pictures-of-that-car–wreck-while-driving.
onliner
by Mogga on Dec 16, 2005 11:46:24
An onliner is someone who plays CS online and does things which are normally impossible to do on LAN. For example an onliner may
HS you while on a ladder or while in
mid air. These acts are usually met with agression from players who recieve such ridiculous
HS's and thus the term onliner was born.
Example:
"Get fuck
you stupid onliner,
diol"
"Yeah
id like to see that online you stupid random"
onliner
by randomnibbaman on Dec 30, 2018 00:56:04
A phrase used by insecure
Counter-Strike players to insult other players who don't compete on
LAN after
getting owned by some dude who is probably better than him
online
by Jay Jona on May 01, 2008 06:09:15
Onlin
by Onl1n on Feb 21, 2021 21:01:13
onlineability
by Aretelio on Jul 18, 2008 03:56:32
Example:
Yeah, I can view certain websites on my
Blackberry, but the iPhone has better onlineability.
Xbox Live completely
pwns the
Playstation network in terms of onlineabilty.
online
by Matteo on Sep 13, 2003 06:11:05
Online
by sleepygamer on Mar 10, 2006 02:35:12
online
by Wingchild on Sep 14, 2003 05:28:20
1) The state of being
connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being
powered on, connected, or
actively ready for use.
online
by Alianne on Sep 08, 2003 06:19:10
When you are hooked up to the
soul-destroying electronic
mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your
last breath.