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ontological

1. The adjective form of ontology. 2. A word for which no non-pretentious use exists outside of a philosophy class.

ontological

by dart_smart_ass on Apr 26, 2006 10:43:08

The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.

Example:
I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.

ontology

by puhdoo on Nov 03, 2013 06:48:16

What it means for something to exist.

Example:
What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.

generative ontology

by metawave on Jul 06, 2019 06:49:17

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.

Example:
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.

social ontology

by sandrashine on Aug 26, 2018 20:11:15

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.

Example:
Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.

ontological empericism

by ontological empericism on Mar 20, 2009 11:52:13

a study of the word itself

Example:
i study ontological empericism

ontologically-challenged

by choir-nerd on Dec 12, 2013 20:07:06

Can be used as an insult to mean that someone's grasp of reality (ontological perspective) is different to the norm.

Example:
"Look at her outfit...if she thinks that looks good then she must be seriously ontologically-challenged!"

Q-I=ONTOLOGY

by XIZENU on Mar 24, 2018 18:33:08

COLLECTIVE WRITINGS ART MUSIC AN INVENTIONS, OF LONNIE DARREL HARRIS

Example:
Q-I=ONTOLOGY IS A KNOT FOR PROFIT CO. OWNED BUY VETS HELPING VETS INC. LONNIE DARREL HARRIS CEO.

infra-ontology

by metawave on Jul 15, 2020 19:52:47

Paradigm which explains why vision theory exists.

It states that outside of pan-contiguity the surface area of a line is twice the length of that line.

Example:
In infra-ontology, vision-motion is green but red sees the viewer.

Infra-ontology portends a signal theory of everything.

Ontological Extramaterialism

by Full Monteirism on Jun 05, 2021 20:26:54

Ontological Extramaterialism is a philosophical worldview that extraphysical and extramatter are the only reality and that everything, including thought, feeling, mind, and will, can be explained in terms of extramatter and extraphysical phenomena. Ontological Extramaterialism also holds that extraphysical mechanics and extraphysics can explain all reality and everything inside reality such as matter and physics are actually part of extramatter and extraphysics.

Example:
“Ontological Extramaterialism is a really common philosophical worldview among several spiritual groups that actually support the ideas of extraphysicalism, extramaterialism and extranaturalism.”

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