paperwork
Court documents revealing what a prisoner's charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, child molestor, or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoner's life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or they'll be checked in to protective custody by their fellow prisoners.paperwork
Example:
Jims doing some paper work, and then we're going to smoke this fat-ass L.
Jim:Excuse me while I finish some paperwork.
Jims doing some paper work, and then we're going to smoke this fat-ass L.
Jim:Excuse me while I finish some paperwork.
paperwork
Example:
BadAss: Be at 'you know where' at 'you know when' and ill give you the 'you know what'.
SomeGuy: ok, ill give you the paperwork then.
BadAss: Be at 'you know where' at 'you know when' and ill give you the 'you know what'.
SomeGuy: ok, ill give you the paperwork then.
paperwork
Paperwork
Example:
Paperwork canna
Paperwork canna
Paperwork
The stimulation or manipulation of ones own genitals, especially to orgasm; sexual self gratification.
Example:
I filed so much paperwork last night that my hand went numb and now I might have carpal tunnel.
I filed so much paperwork last night that my hand went numb and now I might have carpal tunnel.
Paperwork
Example:
That test was paperwork.
Don't worry about it, just paperwork.
After making a shot in something call out, Paperwork.
Man that team was straight paperwork.
That test was paperwork.
Don't worry about it, just paperwork.
After making a shot in something call out, Paperwork.
Man that team was straight paperwork.
Paperwork
Example:
Pssh. The first definition of Satan is good. And so is mine, which is on the second page, the twelfth one, s0n.
Pssh. The first definition of Satan is good. And so is mine, which is on the second page, the twelfth one, s0n.
paperwork marriage
A marriage that is for the sole purpose of one or both of the participants to gain benefits that would not be available outside of marriage to each other--quite often for immigration or health insurance purposes as opposed to marrying for love/lust. Very common in the military as unmarried soldiers are required to live in the barracks.
Example:
Soldier 1: Man, I hate living in the barracks.
Soldier 2: If you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn't have to live in the barracks. Just keep your shit separate from hers and you're gold.
Soldier 1: Man, I hate living in the barracks.
Soldier 2: If you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn't have to live in the barracks. Just keep your shit separate from hers and you're gold.