Virginity

Something that will be with me forever.



Virginity
Something, which once given can't be taken back.
Example:
Virginity is kinda like a soap bubble: all it takes is one little prick and then it's gone.


Virginity
Having yet shared your emotional depth with an individual who holds great value to you.
Example:
1. Losing my virginity was how I knew Thomas was who I wanted to marry.
2. Mourning the death of my father, caused me to lose the virginity that had distanced my mother and me.
3. I lost my virginity last night, my roommate and I stayed up the whole time discovering how much we love the same books.


Virginity
The greatest gift a woman or man can give to someone. You can only lose your virginity once, if you take someone's virginity, you have taken something that they can never get back: it's irreplaceable. As this is the first time someone has sex, the presence of the hymen will make this the tightest fuck.
Example:
Parker: Guess what man.
Alex: What?
Parker: I took Christina's virginty.
Alex: God damn you, I wanted Christina's virginity.
Parker: Haha, sucks to be you.


Virginity
A mythological noun that determines the purity of someone. It is kept with a person until the first time they engage in sexual activity, and then it is lost forever.

Guys must be careful; make sure that the girl whom you take the virginity from is a good one. If you try to leave this girl, she will use it to try to make you feel lower than dirt, and it will hit hard.
Example:
Girl: "You took my virginity! You took something that nobody else can have! I can never get it back, do you get that?"

Boy: "Oh shuddup, like Matt's pierced tounge and your vibrator are any different from my cock."


Virginity
Supposedly a personal trait that makes one "pure". Unfortunately, the very knowledge of it seems to have unintented effects.

For men, it makes them feel ashamed that they have it because they think it represents immaturity or something along that line. For women, it makes them lie that they have it because they think it makes them less of a slut.

For the religious and/or conservative, having it makes them believe they're imbued with magical powers, which may remain ONLY if they lose their virginity in marriage.
Example:
College Geek: I still have my virginity...

College Whore: I still have my virginity!

College Professor: I still have my powers!


Virginity
The state of not having had penetrative sex. Someone who is in this state is termed a virgin. Losing it tends to hurt, mostly for women, but sometimes for men as well. It also has a fuckload of meaning in society (pardon the pun). Men see it as a curse, women keep it for one reason or the other. Why?

For men, getting laid for the first time is harder than hitting a hole-in-one (again I apologize for my punnyness). Dudes don't know the cues and technique to woo effectively at first. The faster one loses it, the more experience and confidence earned compared to one's peers, the easier courtship becomes, the easier it is to find ms right and get bizay.

Women keep it because its so easy to lose for them. If one is at least disturbingly average, all she needs to do is ask. So women value it, and it gains more interest than harvard's endowment did over the last century. Of course, women don't value it as much in men b/c men tend to suck the first time.

For both sexes of course, regardless of their stance, losing it is pretty fucking magical. There are also those crazy mofos who believe virginity is the key (or keyhole) to heaven....which sorta explains why losing it is so pretty fucking magical.

Oh and for you asswipes out there, virginity is *given*, equally by both men and women. It cannot be a "taking" if you give it and should not be actually taken from anybody, male or female. Semantics, people! They most certainly DO fucking matter!
Example:
Dude 1: "I'm getting laid tonight!"
Dude 2: "Shut the fuck up, ya fuckin virgin. Make me a sammich!"

Girl 1: "That's it, no more waiting. I'm losing it."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a slut!"

Dude: "I just lost my virginity!"
Girl: "PLZ STOP PLANKING ME ALREADY!!!"
Samuel L Jackson: "Motherfucka, do I have to read you a motherfuckin script!?! Thrust, mothafucka, I said thrust!"

Dude: 8----------->
Girl: "This is my first time"
Dude: 8---------------------------------------------->

Han Solo: "Let the virginity be with you."
Luke Skywalker: "Man, fuck you! I frenched my sister for crying out loud! I am scarred for life! You are such a dick!"
Han: "Shut the fuck up n make me a sammich."


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