pearson

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pearson
contrary to popular belief, this does not mean a pear/person hybrid. It's simply defined as a witty clown, also known as soup, whose life goal is ultimately to caress barnes's bald head as if it were a genie lamp. he can fit in a locker, and he does so to hide from the system. he has friends in the dark web business where he can help you order a hitman. he is a bred fanatic, and may now be cursed through the art of texting a demon. he has very skillfully avoided the kill list of the villain snowball, loki. he may end up dead soon, as my fbi guy now knows i have communicated with him.
Example:
Person 1: Woah... is that god?
Person 2, pulling sunglasses off: No. No, that's Pearson.


Pearson
adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.
Example:
Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.


Pearson
He is usually not that smart but is a girl magnet. He hops from girl to girl. Not very athletic but is good at video games.
Example:
Pearson is nice


Pearson
Directly related to a Mr Robert "Harold Shipman" Pearson, the legendary dungeons and dragons melch murderer of Manchester University, circa 1988. The male in question should have levels of social retardation bordering on the autistic, a love for the "sport" of dungeons and dragons(strictly pen and paper variety however), an obesession with the orient, and a fine coating of wiry hair. AVOID THE MALE IN QUESTION AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION!
Example:
omg, that guy is such a weirdo, i hope he doesn't go all "Pearson" on us!


Snoop Pearson
Female actress that plays a character named after herself on The Wire. In the series she plays a gangster girl who runs with Marlo Stansfield's crew and is one of his top hitmen, together with Chris Parlow.
She's known for her ice-cold and mercyless attitude when it comes to executing Marlos orders.
She's also a lesbian in the series as well as in real life, she cross-dresses most of de time.
In real life she was born premature to her mom who was crack-addicted. She was raised in a East Baltimore foster home. She was sentenced at the age of 14 for second-degree murder. While in prison she got her GED. Director David Simon states that he picked up Felicia "Snoop" Pearson in a Bmore nightspot and immediately asked her to try out for the role the next day.
She has also appeared in numerous Hip-Hop Videos.
Example:
Dude 1: Y'all gon pop out and pop off. Drop who you can.
Youngin: Let's go all westcoast with this.
Snoop Pearson(laughs): Say whut?
Youngin: Like boyz n da hood, drop a nigga and not slo down.
(They start driving, youngin fires shots but hits nobody.)
Snoop Pearson: Ain't even hit none of em, this nigga is wild. (Aims and pops guy that is running away in the head).(Looks at youngin smilin)
FUCK DEM WESTCOAST NIGGAS, CUS IN BMORE WE AIM AND HIT A NIGGA, YA HEARD?!


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