penn state

Located in Happy Valley, this small town has a big campus. The students are more than half the population when school is in session and the town is the third largest in PA when it is a football weekend. Don't forget to stop by the creamery, Lion Shrine and say hey to Joe Pa who walks campus every day. We can study, party and drink with the best of them, we just know how to do them all without overloading. "We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -PlayboyWE ARE PENN STATE!



penn state
The place where 3/4 of the population have a passion for penis. Fans talk so much shit and when they lose, they cry and blame it on the anyone else but their own pathetic, shitty, sports team.

Overall, Penn State and their fans are complete garbage!!!
Example:
Penn State fan: "we would have won if the fans would make a call....although we suck a lot of cock."


penn state
The school with the most school pride, in good times and bad; the best local ice cream (both the Creamery and Cold Stone); the biggest and baddest party school on earth; one of the TOP universities in the country (look it up); best fucking school on the planet.
Example:
We Are... Penn State

When I say JOE, you say PA.


penn state
one of the shittiest schools in america. a land grant university that was originally designed to be Farmer U (yeah, and aggie school). however, it now likes to hide that image and call itself an elite college. despite being a state school, it has high tuition and (for some reason) difficult standards for admission. this second fact is a total joke, because it's easy to get in if your not smart but no somebody. most attendees are excellent drinkers and parties. the school is located in the middle of nowhere in central PA (nicknamed 'the alabama of the northest')

in sports, penn state is ridiculous. in football, the pride themselves on the old glory of a pompous, grouchy coach. they used to be hugh rivals with the highly superious Pitt, but the school got scared and dropped Pitt from the schedule in '01. in basketball, they are a total joke.
Example:
'penn state sucks' are the unofficial last words to the Pitt fight song.

at penn state, they sacrifice virgins in exchange for football success.


penn state
A mixed bag. Decent school in the middle of nowhere where everyone follows the football team and the students drink until they are retarded. Some cute girls, by PSU standards, but most would pass for dogs in a city with alot of hot chics like NYC or LA. Weather is great in the summer/fall but your balls freeze in the winter and you don't see the sun until May. Few decent bars but alot of holes filled with drunk meatheads and vomiting idiots. Terrible restaurants but good ice cream. Alot of cool people but plenty of ignorant people who are are homophobes and racists.
Example:
Dude, we need to make a run for more 151!

Popped collars and Uggs aren't popular anymore tards.

We are . . . Penn State!


penn state
Penn State is more than a University; it is a family. Penn State grads can be found nearly everywhere in the world, and because of the deep school spirit, usually treat other PSU grads with immediate respect.

Penn State thrives on football and school spirit. Joe Paterno is one of the most successful coaches in college history, and is one of the nicest guys in the world. He is as much a part of Penn State as Old Main is. The saying at Penn State is that the only one who can replace Joe Pa is God. He is a hero here, and is easily the most respected man in the State College area.

Currently Penn State's University Park campus has a reputation for being an incredible party school. This is true. There are tons of parties every weekend. If you can't find a party you enjoy, then you aren't looking hard enough. It is important to note that Thursday is the beginning of the (partying) weekend at Penn State.

If you don't like to party, there is still a lot to do. There are always activities on campus, and enough people that you can always find someone with similar interests. You don't have to party to enjoy yourself at Penn State, but it does help.

As so many people have mentioned before, the food here is great. Penn State also has some of the best ice cream you will ever have, and a lot of good restaurants are scattered throughout downtown.

The people at Penn State are very divided. Many people are rude, stuck up, and ignorant. The majority of people are not like this, though. Unfortunately you don't notice the nice people, because the ignorant ones stand out and give you the wrong impression.

The girls at Penn State are sluts. There are a ton of hot girls, but at least half dress like it's the 80s. If you can get by the spandex under the skirt look, then you should be ok here. Almost all girls sleep around with way too many guys, and dress the part too.

The guys at Penn State are overly horny pigs. Because of Penn State's party reputation, all of the immature guys at PSU are twice as bad as they should be. There are plenty of good guys at PSU, but they are very shy.

It's important to realize that saying a Penn State degree is useless is just ignorant. Just because a Lib Arts major from PSU gets a poor job doesn't mean PSU sucks; it actually means that Lib Arts majors are useless. Penn State is a well respected school. Don't listen to stupid people who claim a PSU degree is useless. Their only proof is immaturely writing how bad PSU sucks.
Example:
We Are... Penn State!


penn state
place people who think a dinosaur will allow them to become the powerhouse in ncaa football they think they were. sadly they fail miserably to the buckeyes, michigan and were skullfucked by usc in the rose bowl. they try to be a big football school by cramming a field full of complete idiots to say they boast the largest capacity football stadium, while if they added seats they wouldn't even make it to 100.000. also the hot girls here are actually nerds, trannies, and fugly lesbian dikes. the only hot girls are the one's joe pa pays to fuck his delinquent football players so they don't leave to play for a REAL coach and team. so if you love mediocrity, crack whores, and dinosaurs go to penn state
Example:
Sally: I heard all the girls at Penn State are hotter than most cheerleaders, I might not be able to compete.

Bob: I heard all the cheerleaders at penn state are crack whores and skanks.

Bill: Sally you fit right in, and there is always a viagra drip for joe pa if none of the 3in dick sized future child molesters will fuck you.


penn state
The gayest school on the face of the planet.

A school that has a techno as it's rally song.

A school with a high gay, and aids infested population.

Example:
"Yo i totaly got Penn Stated in the butt last night and now i can't walk"

"I'm coughing blood and loosing weight, i think i got Penn State"


penn state
a drinking school that excels at engineering
Example:
Jim: "Hey Bob, I just got back from a hard test in E MCH 213. Want to go out to the bars tonight ?"

Bob: "Nah, I got a test in EE 350 tomorrow."

Jim: "btw - why is your fifth of 151 only a third full ?"

Bob: "Because I'm studying for the test... We're at Penn State , not Lehigh or something."


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