pickpocketed

A person who takes other peoples belongings from their pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people only see purses and wallets, not faces. They also don't see "stealing" as bad, they see it as teaching other people to keep track of their belongings.



Pickpocket
The act of stealing one's guitar picks. Term can be used in general stealing, or more specifically-stealing from another one's pocket.
Example:
There are usually a vast amount of pickpocketers (those who 'pickpocket') at your local Long and McQuade Music Store.

My stupid friend pickpocketed (past tense of 'pickpocket') me the other day...now I have to finger pick. DAMMIT!

Next time I marmalade (See "Marmalade"), I hope nobody pickpockets me!


Pickpocket
A man, doing a chick doggy-style, puts his dick in her ass, and then back into her box, without the chick noticing, and without losing rythem.
Example:
"I'm so glad that hooker didn't notice I stuck it in her ass last night. it would have cost me an extra 100 dollars. That's what I call a pickpocket."


corporate pickpocketing
Big corporations stealing your hard earned money with their fees, usage charges & service costs. And there's nothing you can do about it.

ie:

Banks nickle & diming you to death with service charges that cost them NOTHING to process.

Gas companies lowering the price per litre/gallon a few cents for a week then raising the price a few cents higher than the original price to trick the public into thinking they are getting a deal.

Paying fukn 25 cents to use a public washroom.

Paying a bridge/road toll when Publics Works has already paid off this infrastructure.

Visa/Mastercard gouging your eyeballs out with 21% service charges.

Your government taxing you / stealing from you whenever you open your wallet.

-- PAYING MONEY TO GET YOUR OWN FKN MONEY OUT OF THE BANK... the list goes on.
Example:
1) Gee, I thought I had a few bucks to rent a few movies this weekend but the bank took out it's $100 service fees for the month. There they go with their corporate pickpocketing again. Guess I'll have to torrent some movies for free. ;)

2) I filled up my gas tank today just so I could get to work, now I have to put in overtime to pay for my goddamn gas money to just get to work! .. damn gas companies up to their usual corporate pickpocketing as always


Pickpocket Pussy
When you finess another man's girl away from him and smash then dash, then return to sender that hoe
Example:
Alan: Yo, I wanna pickpocket pussy tonight
Jimmy: That's fucked up man
Alan: Yeah, but I'm the worst and want to have lots of used real estate
Jimmy: Alright, you can count me out then
Alan: Alright, I'mma go picketpocket pussy Jessica from Sam
Jimmy: Whatever


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