pitch the tent

when you get a random erection in the middle of class (as seen on Luna)



pitch a tent
To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.
Example:
Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"


pitching a tent
When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.
Example:
Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.


pitching a tent
The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.
Example:
Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.


Pitching a tent
The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.
Example:
1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.

2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."


pitch-a-tent
to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent
Example:
he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!


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