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Planked

by Herbert Schweffe on Feb 23, 2021 17:27:58

Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

Example:
"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"

planking

by OhJustGetOverIt on Jul 21, 2011 16:43:42

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Example:
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

planking

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 on Nov 02, 2015 13:31:19

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

Example:
I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

Plank

by JohnLegend8808 on Feb 19, 2021 09:43:41

MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once

Example:
Player 1: "King Quints was such a plank!"
Player 2: "Yes indeed lol!"

Planking

by Funky W on May 15, 2011 22:33:53

The incorrect name for Extreme Lying Down.

Example:
Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking?

Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!

Plank

by iznt on Jul 18, 2009 06:22:15

British 'slang' term for an individual whose mental capacity is similar in aptitude to a piece of wood.

Example:
Bill: 'So, do these guys know what they're talking about?'

Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks'

planking

by jim-the-birdman on May 04, 2011 22:25:43

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..

Example:
Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter!

Planking

by Scottytheplanker on May 17, 2011 20:40:23

To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.

Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.

Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.

Example:
Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"

Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"

Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"

plank

by Kurt NG UD on Sep 19, 2004 17:11:38

A dumb person..a piece of wood

Example:
You stupid plank, You lost my plank!

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