the ugly stick
Term used to describe the
implement that must have attacked someone of poor
aesthetics. As in
xxx got beat with the ugly stick.
ugly stick
by Stafford on May 31, 2005 23:42:30
A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from
the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just
a casual touch.
Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found
clumped together in ugly forests.
Example:
1) Christ, she ain't half been
beaten with the ugly stick.
2)
Bloody hell, she fell out of
the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
Ugly Stick
by Xerobull on Nov 30, 2002 03:40:20
ugly stick
by Eduardo666 on Mar 12, 2007 13:10:59
1)A weapon or tool used to
bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather
questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been
beaten to look that bad
Example:
1)
Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the
tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
Ugly Stick
by two possum power on Mar 05, 2008 16:57:55
Example:
In a movie, a victim is in
court and sees her attacker
enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with
the ugly stick"
Ugly Stick
by ricflairismyfather on Oct 08, 2005 04:18:51
Example:
Nurse: Here is
the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is
poor white trash, 5
whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.
ugly stick
by Ottomann on Aug 28, 2008 08:39:33
ugly stick
by uglystick on Jul 05, 2011 23:58:13
ugly stick
by LSW Productions on Feb 03, 2010 11:53:02
a pole 10 feet and 1 inch long, prompting the saying "I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole", that is pointed so that the user of
the stick can poke ugly people to
make them move away so that the person holding the stick isn't seen with the ugly person.
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with
steel toed boots
Example:
"beat him with a
shovel and poke him with an ugly stick."
"use
the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"
"Hey, what's with
the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"
Ugly stick
by Joemama on Jun 23, 2004 08:01:32