post traumatic stress
The feeling of unease and irreversibility following a post on facebook, waiting for someone to respond to it. Post traumatic stress is usually caused by the
uncertainty of how
the post will be received, if at all.
The condition usually goes away after a couple of comments or likes.
Post-traumatic stress boner
by Sam and Zane on May 08, 2012 10:05:07
Example:
After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging
post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.
Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging
PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a
psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
by Lockon Stratos on Jan 05, 2020 09:51:42
One does not have to see combat to gain Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, things like car crashes or being a
medic in the field hospital operating on
wounded soilders on a time limit before they
bleed out.
Example:
Those who
protected our country suffer from
PSTD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)because they either almost died or one of their brothers or
sisters did or almost
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
by Peter Greenwall on Mar 11, 2013 06:30:25
the
traumatic stress you feel between
the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds
Example:
so I post this hilarious pic of me playing
air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response.
No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring
blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)
by SamR1203 on Jun 16, 2008 11:42:31
The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something
marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from
Cold Stone Creamery and
snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago.
Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder
by Earthquake Lover on Oct 17, 2012 08:13:56
Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)
by Stank Twatwell on Jan 21, 2010 10:52:55
The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of
MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and
fist pumping skills,
blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.
Example:
Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."
John:"
Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic
Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to
fist pump and show off his abs."
Post™ traumatic stress
by QuacksO on Nov 11, 2018 21:02:22