premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose



premature ejaculation
Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Example:
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution


premature ejaculation
To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed
Example:
BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master


premature ejaculation
Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.
Example:
Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."


premature ejaculation
Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

Example:
"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"


premature ejaculation
n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
Example:
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.


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