Douche Tag

The correct modern name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or Sax Player's Moustache.It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.



Douche-Tag
Any accessory a douche wears or a tattoo on a douche that signifies the status of douche-hood. Flashy douche bling, flashy trash in or on their cars, doucheboy tatts all qualify as douche-tags.
Example:
Could that douche be any more douche-y? He was floating every douche-tag known to douchery!


douche tag
a blue tooth ear piece that remains on your ear when not in use and for extended amounts of time.
Example:
That guy wore his douche tag all night at the bar.


Douche-tag
N. A hash-tag in a facebook message, status, comment, etc.
Verb form: Douche-taggin' it up

Hash-tagging was meant for twitter and twitter only.
Example:
Attention seeking girl's status:

"This week sucked. #Backstabbers #Doesanyonelikeme #Pleaselikethisstatus #Truthis"

Smart person's comment:
"Way to douche-tag"


douche tag
n. a tattoo that is the more common male equivalent of a tramp stamp, defined particularly by placement at the top-middle of the back (i.e., directly below the neck, between the shoulders).
Example:
"Wow, Chet, if you didn't always walk around without a shirt on, I would have never seen that sick douche-tag! Is that some sort of tribal barbed wire or is it the Chinese symbol for 'classy'?"

"Brother Lance got a douche tag of our fraternity letters to commemorate the most ridiculous years of his life."

"I can't wait to get drunk and take my shirt off a the company picnic so both the executives and my direct-report employees can lose the last bit of respect they have for me when they see my douche tag I got during Spring Break this year while I was scamming on girls ten years younger than me! I'm single because I want to be."


Douche tag
A device worn on the ear to identify a douche in public. Sometimes known as a bluetooth earpiece.
Example:
I wondered why the man was standing in the grocery store doorway talking to himself while blocking the in and out access for everyone else. Then I saw his douche tag and realized he was a douche.


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