qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...



qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
What people do when they are supposed to be typing an important essay for a big part of their grade.
Example:
Because Johnny was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of his essay, he is going to be screwed.


qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
A mysterious coincidence that happens when a typists is so bored that they type all letters in the keyboard from left to right. Most of the time, they type this into a search engine such as google, yahoo, Internet Explorer, ect.
Example:
Typist: Im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored (Goes on Google and types qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)


qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is the exact opposite of mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, whereas the one can’t exist without the other.
Example:
This phenomenon will always remain constant for data entry keyboards with the QWERTY layout (hence the name ‘QWERTY keyboards’). This is true to the same extent that that DEATH is the opposite of LIFE, yet the one can’t occur without the other since both are linked and the one always follows the other. The one actually depends on the other and can’t exist without the existence of the other. Therefore qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm will always be the opposite of mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. Unless the standard keyboard layout changes to something in the line of werqytuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm to which the opposite will then be mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiutyqrew. Should this happen, then a standard data entry keyboard will not be known as a ‘QWERTY keyboard’, anymore, but rather a ‘WERQYT keyboard’. If you were to then pronounce the first six letters of the new keyboard layout then linguistically it would sound the same as when pronouncing ‘WORK-IT’, which is coincidentally what you should be doing at the office instead of reading all this nonsense....
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
The series of letters typed into Google or You-tube while at school when you are seriously freaking bored. It is also the arrange of keys from left to right, top to bottom on an English computer keyboard.
Example:
Ollie: Dude, all the gaming websites are blocked, minesweeper is no fun, and I've finished this stupid 1000 word project...
Sam: Let's type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into Google!
Ollie: Are we really that bored?
Sam: Yep.


qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Contrary to popular belief, one does not necessarily have to be bored to search and/or type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, only extremely skilled at procrastinating.
Example:
I have to read and take notes on the book 1776 in its entirety by tomorrow morning, so I decided to procrastinate by typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.


qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is only used when the user is astonishingly bored to the point in which he/she is close to death. It is typed in a search engine so that it may lengthen the person's life and maybe even cease death. This definition entry is for the sole purpose of amusing a dying person, to save lives.
Example:
Bob typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into Google and scrolled through these definitions to keep from dying.


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