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Reassurance
The art of continually repeating a lie you fabricated and subsequently keep making an ass out of yourself.
Example:
Girl: How Much Money Do You Make?

Dude: I make 52 an hr.

Girl: Oh

Dude: Yeah Im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.

Girl: Okay

Dude: <reassurance> Yeah making 52 an hr is like 2 grand a week. It's pretty sweet.


Persian Reassurance
Persian Reassurance is the act of enetering a womans anal cavity while she is laying on her side and you penertrate from behind.
Example:
Dude how did your date with Melina go? It was great! she even let me give her some Persian Reassurance if you get my drift.


Reassurance Battery
A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.
Example:
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)


Reassurance Head
During the early parts of a relationship, when your anxiety ridden ass keeps waiting for the other shoe to drop, because you're used to every serious relationship going wrong. This one is different though and you know it, so you explain to her what you're feeling and she reassures you in the best way possible...on her knees.
Example:
You: Babe, I keep feeling like something is going to go wrong, even though I know we're going great. I guess I'm just too used to things going sideways for me, when I really like someone.

Her: Aww, baby, no. I think you need some reassurance head. (gets on knees and ties hair back).


musical reassurance
Refers to da cheerful/casual whistling/humming/singing dat you're always super-glad/relieved to hear emanating from a mechanic, carpenter, or other repairman as he's working on your in-need-of-fixing item, since this unflustered tune-making indicates that whatever mending/alterations which are required to restore your device are merely "all in a day's work" or "old hat" with him; i.e., he's confidently proceeding with the task and is not concerned that there will be any snags. problems, or delays in said repairs.
Example:
Hearing the gloriously-welcome musical reassurance from a service-person produces a similar radiant hopefulness that you experience from being present during an "Ohhhhhhh...!" moment, since in both cases you feel pleasantly relieved that your device is indeed not irreparably damaged/worn/aged, and therefore it will probably be up-and-running again in a fairly short time.


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