roadside blonde
Example:
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie
Another victim of a roadside blonde
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie
Another victim of a roadside blonde
roadside-rhino
Example:
Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.
Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.
Roadside Bouquet
A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.
Example:
"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.
"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.
Roadside Memorial
A marker at the side of the road that is a remembrance of someone who died or was fatally injured there. Usually created by family and/or friends, typical memorials may contain photos, toys, flowers or a cross or plaque.
Example:
My friend was killed by a distracted driver at this intersection. I always notice the Roadside Memorial when I go by.
My friend was killed by a distracted driver at this intersection. I always notice the Roadside Memorial when I go by.
Roadside-Romeo
A guy who has nothing to do in life but to flirt around and eve-tease girls. Guys are always proud to be roadside Romeos.
Example:
Women: Why are you whistling at me? Are you a roadside-romeo or what??
Man: Bitch, Yes I am chick!
Women: Why are you whistling at me? Are you a roadside-romeo or what??
Man: Bitch, Yes I am chick!
roadside olympics
Example:
Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.
Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.
Roadside Porn
When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.
This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.