Plaque
Example:
Boy: Do you know that guy?
Girl: The plague?
Boy: Nah mate, the plaque
Girl: ROFL on the floor
Boy: Do you know that guy?
Girl: The plague?
Boy: Nah mate, the plaque
Girl: ROFL on the floor
Plaquing
Verb- The act of going to random drive thrus and handing out plaques to unsuspecting employees. This is a variation of coneing, except it doesn't involve being a complete douchebag and actually makes the employees feel good, until they realize that it's all a joke. Plaques can be bought at any dollar tree store!
Example:
The two children went plaquing because they realized that coneing was way overblown and it wasn't that funny anyway.
The two children went plaquing because they realized that coneing was way overblown and it wasn't that funny anyway.
booty plaque
A commemorative or identifying inscribed tablet listing the names of women's bootys one has enjoyed.
Example:
Yo, see that fine honey, the one that's stacked? I just rubbed her booty, her name goes on my booty plaque.
Yo, see that fine honey, the one that's stacked? I just rubbed her booty, her name goes on my booty plaque.
mental-plaque
Example:
I need some mental-floss, there's just too much shit clogging my head.
Did you let the dog out? Uhh, I don't know.
I need some mental-floss, there's just too much shit clogging my head.
Did you let the dog out? Uhh, I don't know.
picking the plaque
When picking, or scratching, the plaque off of one's teeth to clean one's teeth of bacteria. This is usually done when one feels bumpy stuff on his/her teeth which is plaque or when one cannot brush one's teeth properly.
There are a few ways to do it:
1. Going to the dentist every 6 months.
2. Using one's nail to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
3. Using a sharp object of some sort to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
4. Any other way one would like.
There are a few ways to do it:
1. Going to the dentist every 6 months.
2. Using one's nail to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
3. Using a sharp object of some sort to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
4. Any other way one would like.
Example:
One : Hey your teeth have gotten whiter, lately.
Two : Yeah! I've been picking the plaque everyday!
One : Wow! That's nice. My dentist doesn't even do that for me because he's so cheap.
Two : It's a lot better doing it yourself because it's more reliable and it's a free daily ticket to white teeth!
One : Hey your teeth have gotten whiter, lately.
Two : Yeah! I've been picking the plaque everyday!
One : Wow! That's nice. My dentist doesn't even do that for me because he's so cheap.
Two : It's a lot better doing it yourself because it's more reliable and it's a free daily ticket to white teeth!
Plaque Conspiracy
Example:
Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.
Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.
buttcrack-plaque
the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.
Example:
bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O
ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!
bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O
ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!
pussy plaque
White stinky, sticky goo between pussy lips after a hard days work. This is a common occurance after a weekend of camping with no shower.
This is similar to a mans fromunda cheese.
Women with long pubic hair have a tendency to suffer from this smelly problem more than groomed pussy.
This is also a common problem with women who don't wear underwear to soak it up.
This is similar to a mans fromunda cheese.
Women with long pubic hair have a tendency to suffer from this smelly problem more than groomed pussy.
This is also a common problem with women who don't wear underwear to soak it up.
Example:
holy shit! i just gave lydia the finger test and came up with a hand full of pussy plaque but, like they say if it smells like fish eat all you wish if it smells like cologne leave it alone. So i went for it.
Phew, I just got a whiff of my pussy plaque, I guess it's been a while since I showered.
My pussy plaque was so bad, I had to scrape it out with a spoon.
holy shit! i just gave lydia the finger test and came up with a hand full of pussy plaque but, like they say if it smells like fish eat all you wish if it smells like cologne leave it alone. So i went for it.
Phew, I just got a whiff of my pussy plaque, I guess it's been a while since I showered.
My pussy plaque was so bad, I had to scrape it out with a spoon.
Keyboard Plaque
Example:
Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your keyboard?
Person 2: My keyboard has keyboard plaque.
Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your keyboard?
Person 2: My keyboard has keyboard plaque.