rolling dick

when you eat x and yourreally really fucked up. pretty much the same as "rolling balls" only where i come from we always said rolling



Dick Rolled
a play on the phrase Rick Rolled. When you believe someone is sending you a picture via cell of one thing and it turns out to be a photo of genitals.
Example:
"I totally Dick Rolled Stacy last night when I said I was sending her a picture of my new dog!"


Dick Roll
"Dick Roll" is derived from the worldwide internet prank known as the "Rick Roll" where a video would be posted claiming to be something interesting when it is actually the music video "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. A "Dick Roll" describes the situation in which a someone highly suggests a friend or acquantaince of the opposite sex for you to date, only to realize that the said person is hilariously unattractive. Such a situation occurs often either as a cruel joke, or as an attempt to complete a double or group date.
Example:
1. Guy A- "Dude, I have this hot new neighbor across the street who's single and looking, you should take her to a movie sometime."
Guy B- "Hell Yea!"
...Later...
Guy B- "You asshole that bitch was ugly as hell"
Guy A- "YOU GOT DICK ROLL'D"

2. Girl- "Hey! my roomate really wants to get to know you she's seen you on campus a few times. She's really really sweet and beautiful too! I KNOW! We should all go to that concert coming up that my boyfriend's taking me to! Oh my god that'll be so fun!"
Guy- "Cool"
...Later...
Girl- "Soooooo player how did you like my roomate? (hee hee)"
Guy- You totally Dick Rolled me.


Dick Roll
Simmilar in many ways to a Rick Roll, simply because you are sending a picture of your junk to somebody you either love or hate, disguised as something that would interest them.

See Also. Trojan Balls.
Example:
1. Hey man, i totally wore this chick out last name, wanna see her tits?

2. Sure, Im totally a virgin

1. Your going to love it.

2. Ughhh, it's you cock. i can't beleive you Dick Rolled me AGAIN


dick roll
When you're just about to have sex, and your woman is waiting in anticipation for your pulsing manhood, you turn on your music player and blast Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", rick rolling them.
Example:
Girl: Oh baby, I want you so badly, give it to m-
Speakers: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE! YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I!
Girl: Wtf?
Guy: Dick Roll'd, bitch!


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