router

1. A wood working tool mostly used by Norm with a jig.2. A layer 3 networking device that allows communication between multiple networks.



router
i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.
ii)A fetish for some people, which includes emotional attachment, unethical sexual acts & mass embarisment.
Example:
i) Cisco Develop many of the worlds routers that keep the internet going.

ii)Can be used in sentence associations such as:
"Oli, stop fu*ck*ng the router!"
"Oli & his rouuuuuteeeer!"
Note: Generally people who have relations with a router, have a standard first name, Oliver...

Cisco Inc Devices are prefered


Router
A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
Example:
1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey


Router
A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
Example:
1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey


Router
i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.

ii)A form of unconditional sexual disire towards this networking device. It becomes an obsessive habbit.
Example:
i)Cisco Develops routers that keep the Internet going

ii) The General gets intimate with the router just before the lesson starts.


Router
1 of 3 Sacred Relics of the "Internet", the router is a mysterious electronic eidolon bridge frequently used to improve the "Man Cave" (Inner Sanctum) of Gamers, Tech support buildings, and your house, if you like fast internet.
Legends say the relic is one of 3 items used to initiate the Sacred Rite known as "The Lan Party"
(If it doesn't work, try unplugging it and then plug it back in)
Example:
Jamal: Man I'm trying to find a router, got anything like a new Linksys?
Sweaty Radioshack Employee: Right this way sir, I'll show you the latest Netgear Routers.


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